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| Funniest signboards... |
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| It is CHECK POINT not chick point..... courtesy: KarKarDooma.blogspot.com |
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| Buhs is a great terrior....courtesy: KarKarDooma.blogspot.com |
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| Yes, this shop is open for 25 hours a day... courtesy: KarKarDooma.blogspot.com |
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| Yes..Yes!! Always check whether the Lift is present before entering the lift...courtesy: KarKarDooma.blogspot.com |
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| Ofcoursse, they CONDEMN the attack...coutesy: KarKarDooma.blogspot.com |
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| Love for Sale. Discount is 100%. So what is the final cost of Love? coutesy:KarKarDooma.blogspot.com |
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| McDonanld? courtesy:KarKarDooma.blogspot.com |
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| It is Fu , then Space then King. In chinese, FU means GOOD LUCK |
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Thrisha with Bath Towel
A funny mini story (courtesy: KarKarDooma.Blogspot.com
- Thrisha just finished her shower and her husband entered the bath room.
- Door bell rings.
- Thrisha quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
- When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
- Bob asked "Where is your hubby?"
- Trisha told "He is taking bath".
- Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
- After thinking for a moment, Thrisha drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
- After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. Thrisha wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
- When her husband comes out of bathroom, he asked, “Who was that?”
- “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” Trisha replies.
- “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
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He is smarter his Teacher
(A Mini story, not recommended for less than 18)
A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class.
Madam asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!"
Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the Principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the Principal what the situation was. The Principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3 ?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy : "36".
And so it went with every question the Principal thought a 4th grade should know. The Principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the 4th grade."
Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The Principal and Boy both agreed.
Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?
Boy, after a moment, "Legs."
Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Madam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: "Coconut"
Madam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: "Shake hands"
Madam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"
Madam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: "Wedding Ring"
Madam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"
Madam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"
Madam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it, u have to use ur hand."
Boy: "Fork"
Madam: "What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, the Pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: "SURNAME."
Madam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, likes pumping, & is responsible for making love ?"
Boy: "HEART"
The Principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to IIM AHMEDABAD, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".